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Hey! Name is Alex, Alex Holmes
I'm 16 years old, I am the son of the famous consulting detective, Sherlock Holmes, I live with him and my other dad John Watson in 221B Baker street London,England.

When I was little, and needed a good fix of sugar…I would lick my fingers dip them in a bag of sugar then suck the sugar off…did anyone else do do this?

ralfmaximus:

memewhore:

kookie667:

I’ve heard this so many times it’s not even funny

This is my dad, he actually thinks it’s funny.

My favorite story about such an incident:

Checking out at Ikea, something won’t scan. Cashier makes eye contact with me and asks, “you remember what this costs?”

"No, ma’am."

"Then it’s $1.99"

*bloop*

Next item that won’t scan, three of them. She looks at me and cocks an eyebrow.

"Nope, sorry."

"$1.99"

*bloop*

I figure I got something like $20 worth of free stuff because an Ikea cashier just couldn’t be assed.

thetwogaydetectives:

A domestic violence campaign by Saint Hoax
Art by Artist Saint Hoax

thetwogaydetectives:

A domestic violence campaign by Saint Hoax

Art by Artist Saint Hoax

itsmetaylormarie:

the sass is real with me tonight 

itsmetaylormarie:

the sass is real with me tonight 

asian:

telapathetic:

science side of tumblr why does nobody love me?

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stability:

I find it kinda fucked up that if a dog bites someone it gets put down but if a person kills someone they can get off on a technicality

lanashiftdelrey:

coming out of your room at 3 am and seeing your parents

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loltias:

Seeing people the same age as you doing awesome things with their lifeimage

jinn0uchi:

dendropsyche:

OKAY so i just saw the most ridiculous thing at the store today

so we come across this thing

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and we discover you can turn it inside out and

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ITS HELLO KITTY I’Mimage

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HSE’S EVEN GOT HER OWN LITTLE CHICKEN DRUMSTICK IM SO DONE

why the fuck

nico-diangelcakes:

nico-diangelcakes:

So i have this giant pencil right

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I think we all know where this is going.

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the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

davethebarbarian:

if you use my colored pencils you better put them back in rainbow order

spermbanker:

u know when u cold n ur nipnops go hard. why my titty betray me