5 minutes ago they were chasing the laser
i cant believe you fucking killed your cats with a laser you fucking monster
I'm 16 years old, I am the son of the famous consulting detective, Sherlock Holmes, I live with him and my other dad John Watson in 221B Baker street London,England.
u lucky he holdin me back bitch on antartica i woulda slapt u
In the 7th grade I had a class where we took a personality test and then we were separated into groups based on our results and my group was just me and two girls and our personality type was described as “mystical” and then one of the girls got expelled for huffing Axe in the bathroom and the other dropped out of high school and disappeared off the face of the Earth.
My cousin is always watching Everybody Loves Raymond in the other room while I’m on the computer. I always hear Raymond’s voice. His deep, throaty voice, like a hungover toad. It’s very unique. Sometimes I continue to hear the thick grog of Ray Romano long after the television is off. Ray tells me things. Ray tells me horrible, horrible things. And I listen.
laughing cow cheese huh?
I BET THAT COW WASNT LAUGHING WHEN YOU SLAUGHTERED IT HUH
you don’t kill a cow
to make cheese
this is literally my favorite
1. I live in Texas! Howdy!!
2. I LOVE Sherlock Holmes
3. I am a coffee addict
4. I am an amateur Photographer :3
5. I am a Johnlock Shipper
i hate spotify ads because i listen to playlists in the shower a lot and there is nothing more startling than being completely naked and suddenly hearing lebron james say “i’ll tell you what makes me thirsty”
I never realized how overdramatic Zac Efron was until Tumblr.