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Hey! Name is Alex, Alex Holmes
I'm 16 years old, I am the son of the famous consulting detective, Sherlock Holmes, I live with him and my other dad John Watson in 221B Baker street London,England.

do-i-smell-watermelon:

clesktop:

emmadilemmathethird:

waltdisney-forever:

If only…

Why is the cake cutting-thingy square? And where’s the leftovers from the middle circle?

One of the pieces disappears?????

it’s a mouse wearing pants

do-i-smell-watermelon:

clesktop:

emmadilemmathethird:

waltdisney-forever:

If only…

Why is the cake cutting-thingy square? And where’s the leftovers from the middle circle?

One of the pieces disappears?????

it’s a mouse wearing pants

thefaultinourchickennuggets:

bastardlybrendan:

anus:

the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up

or skin them and wear their face as a hat

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condom:

This is honestly my life

Omg….I thought this was only me..

condom:

This is honestly my life

Omg….I thought this was only me..

satanstrousers:

It’s 2 am, my first day at college is tomorrow and I refuse to accept adulthood.

intractably:

Kindness.

It doesn’t cost a damn thing. 

Sprinkle that shit everywhere.

virginitied:

when the test question says “describe what’s happening in the picture” but the picture be like

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imhiskindofcrazy:

yourpetdog:

yourpetdog:

what if i ordered pizza in the middle of the hurricane.

they yelled at me.

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femininefreak:

Gloria Steinem and Dorothy Pitman-Hughes, 1972 and 2014

Both by Dan Bagan

cluedo:

I went to the thrift store today and

Benedict cumberjesusbatch…Is that you?!

cluedo:

I went to the thrift store today and

Benedict cumberjesusbatch…Is that you?!

silence-will-fall-over-that-ass:

light-smile-light-limb:

This is the most important post that has ever existed.

silence-will-fall-over-that-ass:

light-smile-light-limb:

This is the most important post that has ever existed.


crocodilepatronus:

a kid at hogwarts who just wants to get a proper education but can’t focus because of all of the shit harry potter and his friends keep getting themselves into

uh

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